1985 HSC-RDC & CyberFluor Christmas Songs


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Must be Corbett

Sung to tune of "Must be Santa"

Written by the CyberFluor & RDC Christmas Committee 1985

Who's got a smile and an impish grin
Who's got a dimple on his chin
impish grin, dimple on his chin
Must be Corbett
Must be Corbett . . . Moneybags

Who wears a tie that's bright and red
Who has a job getting out of bed
bright and red, out of bed
Must be Corbett
Must be Corbett . . . Moneybags

Who keeps track of our holiday
Who should be belong to the CIA
holiday, CIA
Must be Corbett
Must be Corbett . . . Moneybags

Who is Audrey's favourite dear
"Corbett, shove it in your ear"
favourite dear, in your ear
Must be Corbett
Must be Corbett . . . Moneybags

Who is counting nickels and dimes
Who's always reading the Financial Times
nickels and dimes, Financial Times
Must be Corbett
Must be Corbett . . . Moneybags

Who writes memos all day long
Gives us ammo for this song
all day long, for this song
Must be Corbett
Must be Corbett . . . Moneybags

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Sandy the Great Researcher

Sung to tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Written by the CyberFluor & RDC Christmas Committee 1985

You know Esther and Ranji and Alfred and Shami
Peter and Ramon and Russell and T.C.
But, do you recall the greatest researcher of all

Sandy the famous doctor
Had a very shiny nose
And if you saw him drinking
You would even say it glows

All of the other MD's
Used to laugh and call him names
They wouldn't let poor Sandy
Join in any drinking games

Then one foggy Christmas eve
Audry came to say
"Sandy with your nose so bright
Would you guide me home tonight?"

Then how the others loved him
As they slurred out with glee
"Sandy the red-nosed doctor
You'll be part of history!"

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Santa Clellands' Always Around

Sung to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"

Written by the CyberFluor & RDC Christmas Committee 1985

You better watch out, you better not cry,
Better not pout, I'm telling you why,
Santa Clellands' always around
He's making a list and checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naugthy and nice
Santa Clellands' always round.

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows if you are late
He knows when you go to the can
So be quick for goodness sake.

Oh, You better watch out, you better not cry,
Better not pout, I'm telling you why,
Santa Clellands' always around.

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