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Bioprods for OthersSung to tune of "We Three Kings"Written by the RDC Christmas Committee 1988 |
Bioprods for others to buy MUGS & DIDS without or with fly Custom agents change procedure IRS Codes this week Ooooooh oh! Bureaucratic border guards Paper work to sink a barge Accounting systems changing daily May is now replacing Sean We sell things both here and away Customers that don't always pay Custom agents change procedure Open, inspect, and pour Ooooooh oh! Bureaucratic border guards Paper work to sink a barge Accounting systems changing daily Sean is now replacing May Diagnose genetic disease Ania packs to send overseas Custom agents change procedure Duty and tac now due. Ooooooh oh! Bureaucratic border guards Paper work to sink a barge Accounting systems changing daily Mac™ is now replacing Sean |
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Don't Worry, Be HappySung to tune of "Don't Worry, Be Happy"Written by the RDC Christmas Committee 1988 |
Here's a little song we rhymed Don't take it to heart, not now, no time... Chorus: Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy. Sean Corbett, he move back uptown CyberFluor don't want him hangin' round. How we stuck with him we don't know If he don't make good coffee, he have to go. Gettin' top heavy with administration It be a problem across de nation. Too many blue suits and MBA's Maybe with free trade we can give it away. We on the eve of destruction man But Alfred OK, he got a plan. When bottom fall out - he won't come to harm He buy some land on brother-in-law's farm. Barb she install new security Too many times she have burglary But she alright, got new camper car And every six months new VCR. Swedish women they love Ramon He never spend a night alone But safety important he always say He wash his hands ten times a day. Ramon he hire a tech named Blair But he take job not here but there Then Mary Hsiang she next in line She start work November 1989. Monia check out all the men She keep here eye on Sean and Ben But Thierry he sure know the way - He fly her for Christmas to Uruguay. Ying she happy all de day Without her brother to get in the way Cookies and candy by her side But always room for Kentucky Fried. Brian he want to get Ph.D. Sometime before 1993. Cause till he done, he unhappy laddy - He rather spend time becoming daddy. Sandy happy when financing come through He buy new car cause old one won't do Nice new Jaguar for his next safari Groceries just won't fit in a Ferrari. Zdenka she's in town today She come to work, jet-lagged and grey. Normally in Columbia or Timbuktu Or with Sam in Las Vegas to say "I do". Eva like to do it during the day Eleven to four it's the only way Poor Tim work till late each night So cold showers are his only plight. Audrey like to rule the kitchen It's her place to stand and bitch in Drink too much coffee, use wrong cup Push in your chair or she beat you up. |
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FontanaSung to tune of "Maria"
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She's our student At RDC, Her labcoat has a tear. She bakes before she comes to work, And talks the whole time there. And while she's doing assays, She ponders and truly cares About the world of Fanning Friction Factors. She's always late at starting, But her dedication's real. She always questions everything, But listening's not her deal. She has no address in T.O., So Montreal's her home. Fontana, you are truly one of a kind. We'd like to say a word on her behalf; Fontana makes us laugh. Chorus: How do you solve a problem like Fontana? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? How do you find a word that means Fontana? A filberty jibert, a will of a wisp, a clown. Many a things you know you'd like to tell her. Many a things she ought to understand. But how do you make her stay, And listen to all you say? How do you keep a wave upon the sand? Oh, how do you solve a problem like Fontana? How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand. When we're with her we're confused, Out of focus and bemused, And we never know exactly where we are. Unpredictable as weather. She's as flightly as a fetather. She's a darling, she's a demon, she's a lamb. She'll out pester any pest. Drive a hornet from it's nest. She can throw a whirling dirbish out of whirl. She is gentle, she is wild. She's a riddle, she's a child. She's a headache, she's an angel, She's a girl! Chorus |
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God Rest You Merry ScientistsSung to tune of "God Rest You Merry Gentlemen"Written by the RDC Christmas Committee 1988 |
God rest you merry scientists, Let nothing you you dismay. A man with venture capital Is showing up today, To save us all from poverty And take our blues away - Oh tidings of demos in store Telling them more, Oh tidings of demos in store. We've got the lab all ready With spirits running high. The TRP is all taped up And Brian wore a tie. But wait, the airport radar's down - Well, maybe next July. Oh tidings of demos no more, Happy but poor, Oh tidings of demos no more. |
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Hark I Hear the Phone is RingingSung to tune of "Hark the Herald Angels Sing"Written by the RDC Christmas Committee 1988 |
Hark, I here the phone is ringing, Where on earth has Zdenka gone? Off to Acapulco winging, Thailand, Turkey, or Taiwan? How can mak San Filippo If she's gone to Puerto Rico? With the faithful Sam along, Madagascar or Hong Kong? Hark, I hear the ninth floor say Zdenka please come back today. |
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O Come, What Should We Call It?Sung to tune of "O Come All Ye Faithful"Written by the RDC Christmas Committee 1988 |
O come what should we call it something scientific names for our company to stake our claim. "Kidchem" and "zygote", "gynee-probe" won't make it O come, what should we call it? O come, what should we call it? O come, what should we call it? Someone should know Eur-op-ium save us "Eurobond" is taken "preparation HSC" is medicated cream Hi tech ground breakers like "sandy and genemakers" O come, what should we call it? O come, what should we call it? O come, what should we call it? Someone should know "Eu-nice" is lovely "Eugene" is more manly la-bel your DNA or company tie add in some science, like tech or scientific O come, what should we call it? O come, what should we call it? O come, what should we call it? Someone should know |
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What Cup is This?Sung to tune of "What Child is This?"Written by the RDC Christmas Committee 1988 |
What cup is this - which laid to rest Within the lab - is sitting? Which memos said - we musn't use Because it wasn't fitting. This, this is a corp'rate mug For significant VIP's. Haste, haste to bring it back, This cup, the mug of Audrey. |
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