1989 CyberFluor Christmas Songs


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Away in an Office

Sung to the tune of "Away in a Manger"

Written by the CyberFluor Christmas Committee 1989

Away in an office
The directors did say
That the future of CyberFluor
Was uncertain that day

The employees where worried
Was the company's cash slim
Little info was given
By Peter, Paul or Jim

The sunset was delayed
Who could handle the stress?
Questions were evaded
By the cheerleaders's best guess

We love thee, oh Nordion
Look down from on high
And spare our small company
From the creditors cry

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Let it Grow

Sung to tune of "Let it Snow"

Written by the CyberFluor Christmas Committee 1989

Oh our numbers have diminished
But the cash flow problem's finished
The money is still very low
Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow

Marketing has made great sales
The distributors hear many tales
Production only gets complaints
When they die they'll all be saints

Oh the signal is slowly dieing
What component is now worth trying
The inventory level is low
Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow

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Lunch Time

Sung to tune of "Jingle Bells"

Written by the CyberFluor Christmas Committee 1989

It's lunchtime pretty soon
Will you be there today?
If you're going at noon
Do you want to play?
Jenny and Rob are there
Making spirits bright
Oh what fun it is to have a game
at lunch. Alright!

Cribbage time, cribbage time
Cribbage time again
Oh what fun it is to play
Cribbage with a friend
15 - 2, 15 - 4
Rob you keep the score
Cut the deck and check the time
Esther, deal once more

Checkers time, checkers time
Chinese checkers again
Oh what fun it is to play
Checkers with a friend
Jump two men, jump four men
Graham's doing fine
Michiko and Iris fail
But Debbie's won by nine

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The Twelve Months at CyberFluor

Sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"

Written by the CyberFluor Christmas Committee 1989

In the first month at CyberFluor
Paul Colford said to me
IFCI needs their shipment next week

In the second month at CyberFluor
Diana joined the crew
Rae and Amanda
Now the kits may be shipped next week

In the third month at CyberFluor
Sue Nelson came and went
Ron did a demo
Jim's checking Beckman
And the cash will be flowing next week

In the fourth month at CyberFluor
The auditors were here
Lana's leaving town
The assays are now shaking
Paycheques aren't there
And we'll ship 615's next week

In the fifth month at CyberFluor
We lost RDC
Now we're for sale (slow)
Scintrex getting worried
So are we all
Heather gave her notice
And the robot will be shipped next week

In the sixth month at CyberFluor
Anil and Rae did lieave
T3U is ready
Five CyberFluor suitors (slow)
Who will it be?
Ventrex? Mitsubishi?
Cambridge Bioscience?
And the company will be financed next week

In the seventh month at CyberFluor
We got uncoated plates
Coating Rubella
Doesn't seem to work
Michiko needs a freezer (slow)
Got to get one soon
Standards running low
Annie's going nuts
And T3 will be finished next week

In the eighth month at CyberFluor
Half a million came
Thanks to the shareholders
Got 'til December
Vipin's leaving now
Who will be next? (slow)
Temps in production
New one every week
Units need repairs
And the bar codes will be ready next week

In the ninth month at CyberFluor
The Japanese came through
Another half a million
Allen has left
Interviewing techs
Shakers everywhere
Change TSH (slow)
700 kits
Less than a month
Vicki's overdue
And Sunrise will be coating next week

In the tenth month at CyberFluor
Magaret came to work
CML wants thyroids
Ron's at Union Carbide
Got the package inserts
And another freezer
7 temps came through
Javad's now a Dad (slow)
Production gets more space
Ron's in the kitchen
SLT's the one
And the manuals will be finished next week

In the eleventh month at CyberFluor
They're off to CML
T4 isn't working
Fix TSH
615's are down
At IDS
Need more washers
And more shakers
Dust bunnies in the dryers (slow)
Jim's on holidays
PC is in charge
Peter's going gray
And the LOI will be here next week

In the twelfth month at CyberFluor
Is sunset drawing near
The dessicant's are pink
Better switch the bags
T4's still uncertain
Japan wants three lots
We'll need more staff
Ellis needs a shaker
Esther where's the steroids
Nordion's the new owner (slow)
Jim keeps his job
As do we all
What a big relief
Will the bonuses be paid next week?

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We Five Queens

Sung to the tune of "We Three Kings"

Written by the CyberFluor Christmas Committee 1989

We five Queens of production are
Preparing kits for travel afar
LH, GH, T4, FSH
Keep inventory on par
Oh, Oh
Get together, plan the week
If it fails, the boss will freak
CV's on the plates are bad
Paul Colford is gonna be mad

CML wants T4 kits
Does this antibody fit?
Recall T4, let's make more
Astrid is gonna flip
Oh, Oh
Get together, plan the week
If it fails, the boss will freak
There's more and more each day to do
And now Amanda has the flu

The protocol is changed again
Cut and paste, it's 20 not 10
Got to put it on the shaker
Or the curve will bend
Oh, Oh
Get together, plan the week
If it fails, the boss will freak
The serum is not here as yet
Because we didn't send the cheque

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