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Away in an OfficeSung to the tune of "Away in a Manger"Written by the CyberFluor Christmas Committee 1989 |
Away in an office The directors did say That the future of CyberFluor Was uncertain that day The employees where worried Was the company's cash slim Little info was given By Peter, Paul or Jim The sunset was delayed Who could handle the stress? Questions were evaded By the cheerleaders's best guess We love thee, oh Nordion Look down from on high And spare our small company From the creditors cry |
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Let it GrowSung to tune of "Let it Snow"Written by the CyberFluor Christmas Committee 1989 |
Oh our numbers have diminished But the cash flow problem's finished The money is still very low Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow Marketing has made great sales The distributors hear many tales Production only gets complaints When they die they'll all be saints Oh the signal is slowly dieing What component is now worth trying The inventory level is low Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow |
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Lunch TimeSung to tune of "Jingle Bells"Written by the CyberFluor Christmas Committee 1989 |
It's lunchtime pretty soon Will you be there today? If you're going at noon Do you want to play? Jenny and Rob are there Making spirits bright Oh what fun it is to have a game at lunch. Alright! Cribbage time, cribbage time Cribbage time again Oh what fun it is to play Cribbage with a friend 15 - 2, 15 - 4 Rob you keep the score Cut the deck and check the time Esther, deal once more Checkers time, checkers time Chinese checkers again Oh what fun it is to play Checkers with a friend Jump two men, jump four men Graham's doing fine Michiko and Iris fail But Debbie's won by nine |
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The Twelve Months at CyberFluorSung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"Written by the CyberFluor Christmas Committee 1989 |
In the first month at CyberFluor Paul Colford said to me IFCI needs their shipment next week In the second month at CyberFluor Diana joined the crew Rae and Amanda Now the kits may be shipped next week In the third month at CyberFluor Sue Nelson came and went Ron did a demo Jim's checking Beckman And the cash will be flowing next week In the fourth month at CyberFluor The auditors were here Lana's leaving town The assays are now shaking Paycheques aren't there And we'll ship 615's next week In the fifth month at CyberFluor We lost RDC Now we're for sale (slow) Scintrex getting worried So are we all Heather gave her notice And the robot will be shipped next week In the sixth month at CyberFluor Anil and Rae did lieave T3U is ready Five CyberFluor suitors (slow) Who will it be? Ventrex? Mitsubishi? Cambridge Bioscience? And the company will be financed next week In the seventh month at CyberFluor We got uncoated plates Coating Rubella Doesn't seem to work Michiko needs a freezer (slow) Got to get one soon Standards running low Annie's going nuts And T3 will be finished next week In the eighth month at CyberFluor Half a million came Thanks to the shareholders Got 'til December Vipin's leaving now Who will be next? (slow) Temps in production New one every week Units need repairs And the bar codes will be ready next week In the ninth month at CyberFluor The Japanese came through Another half a million Allen has left Interviewing techs Shakers everywhere Change TSH (slow) 700 kits Less than a month Vicki's overdue And Sunrise will be coating next week In the tenth month at CyberFluor Magaret came to work CML wants thyroids Ron's at Union Carbide Got the package inserts And another freezer 7 temps came through Javad's now a Dad (slow) Production gets more space Ron's in the kitchen SLT's the one And the manuals will be finished next week In the eleventh month at CyberFluor They're off to CML T4 isn't working Fix TSH 615's are down At IDS Need more washers And more shakers Dust bunnies in the dryers (slow) Jim's on holidays PC is in charge Peter's going gray And the LOI will be here next week In the twelfth month at CyberFluor Is sunset drawing near The dessicant's are pink Better switch the bags T4's still uncertain Japan wants three lots We'll need more staff Ellis needs a shaker Esther where's the steroids Nordion's the new owner (slow) Jim keeps his job As do we all What a big relief Will the bonuses be paid next week? |
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We Five QueensSung to the tune of "We Three Kings"Written by the CyberFluor Christmas Committee 1989 |
We five Queens of production are Preparing kits for travel afar LH, GH, T4, FSH Keep inventory on par Oh, Oh Get together, plan the week If it fails, the boss will freak CV's on the plates are bad Paul Colford is gonna be mad CML wants T4 kits Does this antibody fit? Recall T4, let's make more Astrid is gonna flip Oh, Oh Get together, plan the week If it fails, the boss will freak There's more and more each day to do And now Amanda has the flu The protocol is changed again Cut and paste, it's 20 not 10 Got to put it on the shaker Or the curve will bend Oh, Oh Get together, plan the week If it fails, the boss will freak The serum is not here as yet Because we didn't send the cheque |
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